Big Mama had a lovely day yesterday. Oh yes siree!
Woke up late, switched on the computer and wrote 2 articles. Tidied up the flat a bit and (SHOCK. HORROR.) made myself some lunch. Can’t remember the last time the cooker felt any heat. Poor cooker – if it could hobble out the balcony and jump off it, it would. It must have been thinking ‘what the hell?’ when I switched it on yesterday.
Cooker: Who are you? Please identify yourself.
Me: Oh, don’t be silly. It’s me. I bought you 7 years ago, remember?
Cooker: …erm, no…I don’t. Now who the fuck are you?
Pigsback sent me a free sample I requested a while ago – a Radox Shower Smoothie. God, it smelt so yummy yummy yummy.
Then I went to the internet cafe for a couple of hours.
And that was my day, folks: chilled out, mellow, kinda la-la-la. I can’t remember having a Sunday that chilled out in a while. I’d been so busy that I’d forgotten what it was like to slow down.
Have a lovely week, people. Last week of October. Let’s make it count.