(Meanwhile, at the bus stop…)
ADSENSE: Hi, my name’s Adsense.
ME: Adsense?, that’s a … erm… nice name – where you from?
ADSENSE: …well, my dad’s originally from a little picturesque village called Googletopia and my mum’s…
ME: …anyway, what do you want?
ADSENSE: Can I be part of your clique? Can I? Can I?
ME: Wasn’t aware I had a cl… yeah, sure you can join ‘my clique’!
ADSENSE: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you! – you don’t know how much this means to me – I could kiss you
ME: …for the love of God, brush your teeth first…
ME: Anyway, to join my clique, your first task is to hop on one leg, go ‘oink, oink, oink’ and twitch your ears in time to Mozart’s Symphony 35.
ME: …and then after that, could you take the rubbish out?
ME: DO YOU WANNA BE PART OF THE CLIQUE OR DO YOU WANNA BE PART OF THE CLIQUE? (I rise, towering over Adsense in my Dracula cloak and thigh-high boots)
ADSENSE: … (gulp)
((END OF SCENE))
LIL’ BACKGROUND INFO:
So what’s this (Google) Adsense thingymegetjiggywithit anyway?: Err, long story short, you put ads on your site – Google pay you everytime someone clicks on it. Ta-naaaaaa. The End.
And when did you, my buxom maiden, join Adsense?: Before my birth, before the sun found its mate, before birds knew they could fly, before God knew he was a guy…
OK and so far, how much have you made with it on this blog?: $1000
I bid ye adieu.