…because I’ve barricaded myself in with enough food to last me for the next 6 months.
(p.s.: my rent’s past due)
If my landlord manages to crash the door down, he’ll have to get through the Cookie Monster first.
I’ve got it all planned, you see.
Me. Clever. Quite.
AND IN OTHER NEWS:
My New Ebook!!: I’ve been sitting on a couple of ebooks for a while. Just needed finishing touches. ‘Stroodle mah Google‘ is basically a light-hearted playful reference to Google. It was fun creating it. I’m giving away 3 free copies in exchange for a review so shoot me an email or leave a comment in this post if you’re interested in grabbing a copy. (UPDATE: the ebook’s now free so if you want a copy, just go over and download it)
Money I’m Owed. Grrr.: I’ve received the small affiliate payment I was waiting for, plus the £35 for the panel research I did early this month. However, I’m still waiting for the most important one, the biggie, the £500 cheque for the creative-writing workshop I ran at a school last month. Short of sending a reminder (which I’ve done), I’m just gonna have to wait that one out.
The 9-5 Job Situation: Still looking.
Right, I need to go double-reinforce my front door.
Over and out…