Erm, Can I Borrow Your Beard – I Need It For My….

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I’m feeling kinda generous today, folks (Oh yes she is, the saccharin-feathered Disney birds tweet).

So I tell you what I’m gonna do.

You listening?

Good 🙂

YOU KNOW THE BRAD PITT PENNY FUND I’VE GOT GOING?

Well…you can have it all! (My Love-God’s balls are just gonna have to wait this month. The penny raising towards that will lovingly resume next month.)

So yep! Any pennies I’ve raised up til March 31st are yours!

OK, SO IT AIN’T A WHOLE LOT…

…but when you convert it to dollars, it is 🙂

I TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE FOR FREE…

1) there are some people willing to write 500-word articles for $2 a pop.

2) there are people willing to forum-post for as little as $0.06 a post

3) there are people with Adsense totals much less than £1.73. Sad thing is, their Hoogle Crapsense total ain’t changed from the last time they checked it. The last time being 3.04am. My heart goes out to them. What they need is a big hug, a cup of cocoa AND A SLAP. There are other ways to make money, honey. [Maybe next month, I’ll do a ‘Help the Repetitive Adsense Checker Fund’ instead to help the poor sods out. No-one deserves to go to the dark place Adsense takes you when its total refuses to budge. I understand the pain, compadre, I understand. I do believe an Adsensolics Anonymous is in order 😉 ]

ANYWAY, I DIGRESS. MY POINT WITH 1, 2 & 3 ABOVE IS ERM….

erm…

… you’ll be getting at least £1.73 without having to get all stressed up about it 🙂

SO WHAT DO YA HAVE TA DO TA WIN…

You just have to guess how many pennies I would have raised by the end of this month. When I updated it a couple days back, it was £1.73. So how much do you reckon I would have saved by March 31st? **Post your answer as a comment in this post.**

Anyone who guesses it, gets it!

If no-one guesses the exact amount, then anyone who guesses the closest to it gets it.

BUT WHAT IF 2 PEOPLE GET IT RIGHT? (OR GET IT NEAR RIGHT)

ay) Then they were made for each other.

bee) They’ll live happily ever after in wedded bliss and tell their grandkids how a website called GetPaidtoFart brought them together. Awwww. Sniffle, sniffle.

cee) Erm, then the first person to guess the total (or near enough) is the winner.

(Good luck, everyone!, the birds tweet.

(Can someone shoot one of them damn birds for me)

OH, ONE OTHER THING…OR TWO…

– One entry per person

– You must have a Paypal account (‘cos that’s how I plan to pay)

– Entries close March 31st at 12 midnight (my time – GMT)

– Winner will be notified the following day

My name is Point.

2ThePoint.

Shake me, don’t stir me.

2 comments

  1. 2ThePoint

    Keep the pennies? Awww, now that’s really nice of you, Petula 🙂 I must return the favour. I’ve got something for you. Email me, ok? (my she-mail address is in the side bar).

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